martedì 22 gennaio 2013

Open position


Due to an unexpected vacancy we are hiring a 
Senior D&D Executive Assistant (aka Furlan da passeggio)

The company

The renewed international non profit company Zurota S.iR.iL. (Società a irResponsabilità ilLimitata).

The role

Assist the sole owner, Chairman, CEO, CIO and CFO of Zurota S.iR.iL., Zurota himself, in the Discussion & Drinking activity.

Skills and Experience

Excellent interpersonal and communication skills, extensive cultural background and ability to deal with a multicultural environment. 
Entertaining the CFO by discussing about everything and nothing is a core activity.
At least 10 years of proven Bar experience are required.
High ethical and ethilical standards.
Extensive experience in drunkard management.
Excellent knowledge of Zürich's worst drinking places is necessary to adequately support the CIO.
Passion for food is a must, experience in "beer&sausage challenges" is appreciated.
Advance ability to deal with IT crap (like evil cables) and patience to assist the CEO in the fight against technology.
Language: it is required an adequate knowledge of Furlan language, but this should never be spoken in front of the Chairman. Other languages, especially German and Swiss German, are a plus. Ability to speak any language when drunk will be assessed.

The selection process will take place at the Wiedikon Bettola.

Zurota is an equal opportunity employer. Female candidates are encouraged to apply. Big breasted applicants are preferred.


3 commenti:

  1. "At least 10 years of proven Bar experience are required."

    Hm, I'm pretty sure that we're all overqualified.

    Robo

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  2. Yes, in fact it's a junior position, not for experienced top managers as we are.

    cheers!
    Zurota, owner, Chairman, CIO, CFO, CEO

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  3. I am already missing you so much... Don't worry, the world is full of Furlan drunkards :D

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