Parole sante

Esprimo quello che ho sempre pensato, che ci sia ben poco merito nella virtù e ben poca colpa nell'errore
- Fabrizio De André

Non ho nessuna verità assoluta in cui credere, che non ho nessuna certezza in tasca e quindi non la posso neanche regalare a nessuno e va già molto bene se riesco a regalarvi qualche emozione 
- Fabrizio De André




Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- unknown


Volete scegliere la via facile, quella che non costa nulla? Bene, non meravigliatevi se poi la termodinamica vi si ribalterà contro
 - Mattia Butta


Seek simplicity, and distrust it. 
  - Alfred North Whitehead


The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
  - Sigmund Freud


If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. 
  - Rene Descartes


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
  - Brendon Francis


Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
  - Woody Allen


Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
  - Homer Simpson


The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one.
  - Elbert Hubbard


Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
   - Ambrose Bierce


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
  - Elayne Boosler


He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
  - Douglas Adams


The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

   - Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

   - Douglas Adams

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

  -  Stephen Leacock

Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

  - Ambrose Bierce


Passerei volentieri le mie giornate a perder tempo, ma non ho tempo
  - Anonimo


Quando essa [la felicità] viene da sé, quando non la si rincorre e non la si tiene stretta a forza e la si tratta con un certo distacco, si può tranquillamente sopportarne la vicinanza per un paio di giorni.
 - Elias Canetti


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
 - Yogi Berra


We love to expect, and when expectation is either disappointed or gratified, we want to be again expecting.
 - Samuel Johnson


I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
 - Bern Williams


All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
 - Mark Kennedy







Bullshit from the internet:

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure

You're never too old to learn something stupid

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?